Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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