I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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