Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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