There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
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