dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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