I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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