Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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