I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
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