I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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