Sponge bath it is.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
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