He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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