...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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