just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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