Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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