this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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