Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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