This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Randomize
