Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I think a kid would responsible me up
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
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