TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
then he tried to convert me to islam
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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