He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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