I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
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