Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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