I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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