Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
he thought i was a dude.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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