Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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