People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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