Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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