That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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