is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
vagina is talking i cant
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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