All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
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