That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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