Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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