Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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