Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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