That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
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