I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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