Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I think my moral compass just broke
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