My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
