absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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