i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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