he wants to bone in the snuggie
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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