Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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