idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
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