there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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