Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
