windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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