Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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