is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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