Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
He kissed a someone with a penis
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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