I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
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