Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
