try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
They took my balls.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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