that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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