school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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