If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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