He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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