Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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