You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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