i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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