Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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