Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
My liver just had a heart attack.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
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