come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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